What lyric song constantly has lines about "Then she walked toward the closet and now he's opening the closet?

Something like that. It played when we were coming home from Great
America 2 days ago. Where can I find it on the internet? I'm being
specific. Also what's that song name that goes "Drunk Flunk Drunk
Flunk Drive Flunk All Night Long Let me see or be the one. Doon doon
doon doon doon doon doon doon Baby Bom bom bom bom bom bom" Or
something like that too please.
I also remember the line "She was going to count to 4 and open the
door. Then on 4, I heard a gunshot." something like that.